My mother has the most fucked up logic, I swear. Whenever she has a day off from work she stays up ALL night drinking the night before, and comes home so intoxicated she can’t even walk and doesn’t remember a thing. So then she spends every day off she has laying in bed doing absolutely nothing all day long. Then she actually has the audacity to yell at me ( while still laying in bed of course, hungover ) about forgetting to fill out papers when I “only have 2 weeks left”. LOL? This comes from the woman who STILL hasn’t called to get Ryan and I’s health insurance card so we can go to the dentist when i started asking her six months ago. I called ten times myself and they wont send it to me because we’re still under her name by some error.